Because arguing is exhausting, but throwing hands (literally) is way more fun.
Life’s full of tough choices—who does the dishes, who rides shotgun, or who ate the last slice of pizza. Instead of yelling, lawyering up, or flipping a coin, this shirt lays down the ultimate rule: rock, paper, scissors decides all.
Perfect for couples, roommates, siblings, or anyone who’s lost one too many family board games, this tee is equal parts referee and comedy routine. It’s not just a shirt, it’s a peace treaty—with hand gestures.
Product Features:
Soft cotton, tough enough for heated showdowns
Unisex fit for winners, losers, and best-of-threes
