This shirt is your excuse, alibi, and social defense mechanism. You could go out. But your dog has already assumed the position (curled up, snoring, mildly dramatic). Cancel everything. This is now a paws-on-privacy situation.
Perfect for introverts with a live-in four-legged accomplice.
Product Features:
100% cotton — optimized for couch-based living
Unisex fit — for antisocial dog parents and proud of it
Machine washable (after nights in with your real best friend)
