This shirt is for the elite few who know how to clear a room and walk away like nothing happened. Whether you're casually pacing the grocery aisle or taking laps around the office, the Crop Dusting Champion tee is your official badge of silent warfare.
Perfect for dads, pranksters, and flatulence artists who believe in tactical toots and gas-powered glory. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and suspicious side-eyes.
Product Features:
100% cotton — airy enough to outrun your own stink
Unisex fit — for gassers of all genders
Machine washable — just in case you didn’t make it out in time
