You can’t see it, but it’s in there... lurking under this shirt and pure confidence.
This shirt is perfect for dads who skipped gym day — every day — and made peace with the dad bod. You’re not out of shape, you’re just highly trained in snack security and nap deployment.
Wearing this shirt makes you 43% harder to spot while sneaking cookies after bedtime.
Product Features:
Unisex fit — relaxed, like your approach to fitness
100% combed cotton, 0% shame
Stealth-certified for recliner, grill, or couch missions
