Gone Fishing. Don’t Expect Me Back – Disappearing Act Tee

I didn’t quit. I just... reprioritized.

Sometimes you need a break — from work, from noise, from people named Chad. This shirt makes your intentions clear: you’re fishing until further notice, and you have no ETA. Whether you’re hitting the lake, hiding in the garage, or just vibing on a dock, this tee is your official out-of-office reply.

Perfect for escape artists, quiet rebels, and weekend wanderers.

Product Features:

• 100% cotton — for extended disappearances

• Unisex fit — for elusive anglers

• Machine washable — after “accidental” mud

• No forwarding address included