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Growing an All-American Baby – Stars, Stripes, and Stretch Marks Tee
Growing an All-American Baby – Stars, Stripes, and Stretch Marks Tee
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Red, white, and due in July (or whenever baby decides).
Proudly cooking up a freedom nugget, one patriotic kick at a time. Growing an All-American Baby is your maternity uniform for the land of liberty and late-night cravings. Whether you're rocking cravings for apple pie or pickles with ranch, this tee says, “Yes, I’m nesting — and probably eating a hot dog while doing it.”
Made for mamas-to-be who love bald eagles, BBQs, and building humans the American way: with grit, grace, and the occasional hormonal meltdown.
Product Features:
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Stretch-friendly cotton — bump-tested, freedom-approved
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Unisex/maternity fit — liberty for your belly
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Machine washable — for when your 4th of July nachos go rogue
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Not responsible for spontaneous national anthem performances
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