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Growing an All-American Baby – Stars, Stripes, and Stretch Marks Tee

Growing an All-American Baby – Stars, Stripes, and Stretch Marks Tee

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Red, white, and due in July (or whenever baby decides).

Proudly cooking up a freedom nugget, one patriotic kick at a time. Growing an All-American Baby is your maternity uniform for the land of liberty and late-night cravings. Whether you're rocking cravings for apple pie or pickles with ranch, this tee says, “Yes, I’m nesting — and probably eating a hot dog while doing it.”

Made for mamas-to-be who love bald eagles, BBQs, and building humans the American way: with grit, grace, and the occasional hormonal meltdown.

Product Features:

 

  • Stretch-friendly cotton — bump-tested, freedom-approved

  • Unisex/maternity fit — liberty for your belly

  • Machine washable — for when your 4th of July nachos go rogue

  • Not responsible for spontaneous national anthem performances

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