Let’s be honest — fish are better company. They don’t ask questions, they don’t talk politics, and they definitely don’t want to “grab brunch.” This shirt is for anyone who prefers a tackle box over a text thread and thinks weekends are for casting lines, not making plans.
🐟 Product Features:
Ultra-soft for long days of saying nothing
Works great on boats, docks, or in plain sight while ignoring people
Warning: May attract fish. Won’t attract conversation
