This shirt is for the perpetually late — the ones who treat every day like a high-stakes obstacle course involving spilled coffee, missing keys, and speed-walking like a possessed mall walker.
You don’t run for fitness. You run because the clock is judging you. Whether you're late to work, brunch, or just waking up 10 minutes before a Zoom call, this tee says it all: you're active… just not intentionally.
Product Features:
100% ringspun cotton — soft enough for panicked sprints
Unisex fit — for every type of chaotic over-sleeper
Machine washable — for coffee stains and flop sweat
