If you're reading this, it means I’ve made a terrible mistake by leaving the house.
For the introverts, the emotionally drained, and anyone who’s done one (1) group activity and needs three to five business days to recover — this shirt gets you.
“Social Battery: 1%” is the official uniform for polite small talk, Irish goodbyes, and pretending to text while hiding in the bathroom. Whether you’re at a wedding, office party, or your kid’s third soccer game of the week, this shirt says what you’re too tired to say out loud.
Product Features:
Unisex fit — perfect for everyone from quiet rebels to social escape artists
100% combed ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001)
So soft you won’t even flinch when someone asks “how’s work been?”
Printed on demand (because mass socializing = terrifying)
