Brought to you by bad decisions and poor impulse control.
You didn’t choose the influencer life — it chose you… and now you’re out here promoting chaos like it’s your brand deal. Whether it's another online cart you shouldn’t have filled or that third cup of cold brew, this shirt proudly declares your most consistent sponsor: regret.
Product Features:
100% cotton — breathable for post-decision panic
Unisex fit — fits everyone who’s ever hit “confirm” too quickly
Machine washable — like your judgment, occasionally
Not actually affiliated with therapy, but probably should be
