Look, nobody asked how sober. They just asked if. And technically... the answer is yes.
If your idea of being "sober" includes a little buzz, a blurry group chat, and waking up with one sock — this shirt gets you. Whether you're the designated driver or just taking a “break” until Friday, this tee is your official alibi.
Crafted for comfort, designed for laughs, and made to survive brunch, bar crawls, and questionable decisions. Wear it to confuse your friends, your mom, and your local bartender. It's the shirt version of "functioning adult."
Product Details:
Unisex fit — works whether you’re tipsy, sober, or somewhere in the middle
100% combed ringspun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001)
Soft feel, durable print, lightweight
Printed to order, so don’t drunk text us asking where it is — it’s coming
