It’s not slow play — it’s strategic pacing. Okay, it’s slow play.
You teed off four hours ago. You’ve lost three balls, made five snack stops, and played through exactly no one. But you're still out here, grinding the front 9 like it's the Masters.
This shirt is for the golfer who takes their time — not because they’re good, but because they're committed. Whether you're lining up a 12th mulligan or just vibing with the course squirrels, let your group (and everyone behind you) know: you’re aware... and you’re not sorry.
Product Features:
100% ringspun cotton — for peak comfort during your 6-hour round
Unisex fit — because slow golfers come in all shapes and shades of sunburn
Machine washable — in case of spilled swing juice or fairway dust
Warning: may increase unsolicited “play through” requests
