Money can't buy love, inner peace, or a six-pack... but it can buy a boat. And if that’s not happiness, we don’t want it. This shirt is for boat dads, wave chasers, and anyone who believes that lake days fix most things.
Wear it while cruising, drifting, or explaining why your gas bill is a little… nautical.
Product Features:
100% cotton — boat breeze certified
Unisex fit — for skippers and co-captains alike
Machine washable — after sunscreen, snacks, or sea spray
